I’m not in
I’m not in love but I’m not unhappy
I’m not being smart
I’m not forgiving
I’m not without thought but I’m not with stupid
Although the shirt claims otherwise
I’m not the wearer of a showy watch
I’m not often wrong if I guess the time
I’m not the same as I thought I was
I’m not a tea pot
I’m not the boss of work
In fact I’m none
Of the cafeteria staff you saw
[there is a possiblilty that the lyrics here are wrong]
